You open the site. There's a wall of buttons.
Every single button plays a sound effect. Instantly. No loading. No signup. No ads. Just you and a browser and the power to destroy any conversation in under a second.
Sad trombone. Airhorn. Crickets. Evil laugh. Applause. The Price is Right losing sound. Dramatic chipmunk. Windows XP startup. The Inception horn. Thousands of them. Organized by category, searchable, and completely free.
People use this in meetings. People use this on phone calls. People use this to respond to group chats instead of typing words like an animal.
Someone submitted the exact sound your ex made when they said "I think we should talk." It's in there somewhere.
You can submit your own sounds too. The collection is enormous and growing. Somebody built this in 2012 and it's still running because the internet never stops needing a well-timed airhorn.
Go find the sad trombone. You'll be there for an hour.